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some txt msg's from my phone to here :D
"Goverment warning. Eating pussy is bad for your health. as 1% of the fluid is urine. 2% is tampon residue,4% discharge and the remaining 93% just fucken stinks"
"A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, 99.9% said "the 10 mins silence"
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